Kurt Braunohler quotes

I grew up very Catholic. I wanted to be a priest. (Kurt Braunohler)
People have said that to me: They say I have a TV face. View quote
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For people who mourn for old Times Square - hey, there's a ton of places in the city still like that! Get on the train and go visit them! View quote
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For a long time, I dressed like an idiot. In college, I had a fully shaved head with just two horns. Like, a coxcomb of hair that I would sculpt into two horns. I looked like a crazy person. View quote
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Bunk' is a comedy game show where, each week, three of my favorite comedians compete in a series of bizarre and meaningless challenges all for my entertainment. Ethan T. Berlin and Eric Bryant created 'Bunk. View quote
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New York is a place that can grind you down and spit you out. A true New Yorker doesn't get ground down - he gets polished. View quote
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We are going to do 'Hot Tub' until we die. Every Monday. Then we'll come back and do it as zombies. 'Hot Tub' is very important. What we do is based on our live skills. It's stand-up and sketch and improv; everything we do in 'Hot Tub' is important to our jobs. And every Monday I'm excited to do it. View quote
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In my new IFC comedy game show, 'Bunk,' we actually use our intern Patrick as a human timer - giving contestants the time it takes for him to wade through a bag of broken glass for a razor blade, to get gum out of his hair, to pick up every strand from a box of spaghetti I spill on the floor, etc, etc. View quote
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