Kumail Nanjiani quotes

I love, love, love the street-cart food. Gyros are like a meat-flavored fruit roll-up. A meat roll-up. (Kumail Nanjiani)
I never really got into game shows. The easiest one is 'Wheel Of Fortune' because you just have to know words, and for the most part everyone knows words. View quote
Kumail Nanjiani
Im from a family of doctors, and I think they really wanted me to be a doctor. I even sort of assumed I would be a doctor. View quote
Kumail Nanjiani
I moved to New York first and was really apprehensive about moving to L.A., but I really, really like it. View quote
Kumail Nanjiani
I would say I try to make my comedy really personal. I try to tell stories that happened to me, experiences from my life. View quote
Kumail Nanjiani
I think, you know, a lot of the business of comedy is taking your personal experiences and making them relatable to other people. View quote
Kumail Nanjiani
You can get stuck in the trap of reading your YouTube comments all the time. Sometimes I regret it. Not everyone is going to love you. And for some reason, stand-up has this thing where everyone thinks they can do it. So everyone thinks they're an expert. View quote
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I stay home. It's the best place to be alone. There is hardly any walk-through traffic. View quote
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The plan was always to come to America, because Pakistan's a scary place. They don't have religious freedom. It's very poor, and there's a lot of violence and corruption. View quote
Kumail Nanjiani
Stand-up is successful if they laugh. It's unsuccessful if they don't laugh. View quote
Kumail Nanjiani
You really need to have that discipline. It's not even discipline. I just put down these rules. It's not like a vague, 'Motivate yourself!' and do something. It's specific hours set aside every day for certain things. (Kumail Nanjiani)