Kristen Schaal quotes

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print. (Kristen Schaal)
I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life. View quote
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No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me. View quote
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Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up. View quote
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I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women. View quote
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I probably shouldn't say this about all animals, but at least the farm animals that I've hung out with, and even when I go to the zoo usually, they're like a blank slate. I guess that's why I like them. They're puppets, and you can imagine them being anything you want. View quote
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In high school, I was doing a skit for forensics and people started laughing, more than I was prepared to deal with. It was a surprise. View quote
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Bad improv happens with people who are inexperienced with each other and don't know the craft that well. But bad stand-up is something that could happen to someone at any level in their career. View quote
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I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows. View quote
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I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like. View quote
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