Kim Harrison quotes - page 2

I won't snatch, harm, or scare to death people with you or use checking up on you as an excuse to cause trouble. You're worse than my mother, Rachel.” "Mine, too,” Jenks muttered. (Kim Harrison)
I sighed. I hated the maze of bureaucracy with a passion, but I've found the best way to deal with it is to smile and act stupid. That way, no one gets confused.
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The undead did not love, but they remembered love with a savage loyalty.
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Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila, maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it.
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What are you?" I rasped. It smiled. "Whatever scares you.
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I told you, computers are like women. If you shout at them or ask them to do too many things at once, they shut down and you won't even get a sniff" pg. 4.
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Oh for the sweet humpin' love of Tink! ~ Jenks.
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As the joke goes, you don't have to be faster than the wolf chasing you, just faster than everyone else running away.
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You need a new hobby, Rachel. Something other than nasty little men with visions of world domination.
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Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space.
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Al was looking at me in disbelief. "Not your lover?” "No.” "But he is Rachel candy,” Al said, his confusion too honest to be faked. (Kim Harrison)
We were innocent once. How could it have gone so bad?
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The car was full of unhappy people heading west. It was the Great American Family Road Trip, all right. Whaaa-hoo!
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I'd watch your mouth", he said, tilting his head as he looked at my ID."The last lunker who laughed at her picture spent the night in the emergency room with a drink umbrella jammed up his nose".
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Breaking rules isn't bad when what you're doing is more important than the rule itself.
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Nothing is so hard that it can't be found by searching.
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I meant I'm not afraid of love being difficult. If it was easy, then everyone would find it.
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You think my kids just popped out of the ground?
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Oh, I'm sorry. Did I interrupt some sort of dominance foreplay?
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Typical" Kisten said, his eyes dramatically sad. "Try to do something nice for a person, cheer her up, and what do I get? Abused and robbed.
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Rachel, Rachel, Rachel,” he said, very still and unmoving. "Always jumping to the wrong conclusion. You're like a frog, you know. (Kim Harrison)
Sweet mother of chaos," he breathed. "Rachel, you are indeed one of us. Have your time in the sun. You're worth the extra wait.
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Making a spell is easy. It's trusting you did it right that's hard.
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Like the end of a picnic, all the weenies will be roasted.
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Trent and Ellasbeth did the nasty? Ewwww!
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