Joseph Bologna quotes

The stage is suspension of disbelief. Film is a literal medium. (Joseph Bologna)
So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work. View quote
Joseph Bologna
My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens. View quote
Joseph Bologna
I keep working mainly because my wife and I spend most of our time touring the country doing our own plays. View quote
Joseph Bologna
Why can't she move in with you? Is she against that? She's not a Mormon or anything, is she? View quote
Joseph Bologna
I get up in the morning, do my e-mail, I check my e-mails all day. I'll go online and I'll buy my books at Amazon.com, but I don't want to buy all of them because I want to go to Duttons and I want to buy books from another human being. View quote
Joseph Bologna
I think grown-ups don't go to movies because they're much more discerning. View quote
Joseph Bologna