Jon Lovitz quotes

Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me. (Jon Lovitz)
Anybody can be going from being broke to being wealthy, as I did. View quote
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I do see your point, but to me, I'm just a mouse compared to the President of the United States. View quote
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The problem with the economy isn't that people aren't paying their fair share of taxes. View quote
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If I make a dollar and out of every dollar I'm taxed at 50, half, at 50 cents, I have to give, isn't that like enough? View quote
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I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs. View quote
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My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh. View quote
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But Opera Man, I go, "Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?" Because I could sing fake opera pretty good. View quote
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Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel. View quote
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Woody is the guy who made me want to be a comic. I was in heaven and couldn't stop smiling because he was my idle and 29 years after seeing Take the Money and Run, I was working for him. View quote
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You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the fact. (Jon Lovitz)
I had done plays in high school. It was something I always wanted to do since I was little. I was a drama major at UC-Irvine. View quote
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I grew up very nice. But after college, my father said you're on you own. So I was dead broke for years. So I know what it's - I lived on 600 dollars a month for six years. I know what it's like to be dead broke. I feel bad for people who are struggling now. View quote
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I would say if you are having a tough time in your life, then going to a club and getting laughs, it does make you feel better for that hour and a half show. It gets your mind off of it. View quote
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I don't want to talk about myself, that's for other people to say, so I'm not saying I was so talented. View quote
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You're in front of an audience, but you're playing for a camera. There's this huge adrenaline rush, because you know that besides the audience in the studio, there are millions of people watching at home. View quote
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I would never tell anyone who to vote for. I'm a different kind of 'liberal' and I think people should be true to themselves. If you're Republican or Democrat, conservative or liberal, you should be true to yourself and be who you are. View quote
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You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny. View quote
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It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good. View quote
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I would love to have a part opposite a great actor - like, say, Pacino or De Niro or Hoffman. And to work with a top director. That's my dream. View quote
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I like getting up in front of an audience. It's fun when you go to a baseball game and the crowd is cheering you. I can't deny it. And it's very funny, too. Sometimes you're shy; you go somewhere and everyone's looking at you, so you feel a little self-conscious. (Jon Lovitz)