Jon Heder quotes

I love movin'. I was observant growing up, watching Michael Jackson and John Travolta. I'd close my eyes, see the moves. (Jon Heder)
I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates. View quote
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Build a rocket ship and leave the earth! View quote
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I've always liked Kate Winslet. She's pretty, smart, and talented. View quote
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I know at some point I would like to take on more dramatic roles. View quote
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I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider. View quote
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Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another, and when we get together, we block everything else out. Nothing exists in our world except for us. View quote
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I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good. View quote
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I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean. View quote
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I never read a self-help book except for the Bible. View quote
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I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill. (Jon Heder)
What we did in our childhoods makes us who we are now. View quote
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I'm not that into reading. If I'm gonna read, I'm gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book. View quote
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I don't think I ever will do a sex scene because of my religion and my personal standards. View quote
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