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My agent once said, 'You're not very driven.' And it's true. I'm not the type to ring up and go, 'Get me this part!' (Johnny Vegas)
My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didn't come home. View quote
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Health-wise, I couldn't have said what my life expectancy would've been if I'd just carried on doing solid blocks of stand-up. View quote
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I avoid any kind of organised trips as that's one of my bugbears. View quote
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I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one. View quote
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I struggle as a writer, and I'm convinced that if I was at school now, I'd be termed as having ADS. Two minutes and I'm drifting. View quote
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Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric! View quote
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I've got my finger in a lot of pies. View quote
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I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money. View quote
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You know, there's that temptation in interviews to make yourself sound - well, to give yourself a bit of mystery. View quote
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I came back from university thinking I knew all about politics and racism, not knowing my dad had been one of the youngest-serving Labour councillors in the town and had refused to work in South Africa years ago because of the situation there. And he's never mentioned it - you just find out. That's a real man to me. A sleeping lion. (Johnny Vegas)
I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia. View quote
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I think I'm realising more and more that I've got a job to do and I can't be doing the big nights out and working to my full potential the next day. I feel much better for it. View quote
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When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that. View quote
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Oh, I'm terrible at travel. View quote
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Writing a book about yourself is like therapy, and you go 'Oh My God, that's the reason that happened.' Writing about it, you're forced to really examine things. View quote
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I'm loath to use my personal life to promote what I do, but at the same time, I don't like a journalist going away with no more than you could get off Wikipedia, where most of it's invented anyway. View quote
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