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I've always said that with kids' TV that people get stuck in it from drama school but that's not fair because I know myself that when you go in creatively, kids are so much more open to ideas. You're so much freer to mess about and try things. (Johnny Vegas)
Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane. View quote
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People are always asking, 'Where does Michael Pennington end and Johnny Vegas begin,' and you're going, 'It's not like that: it's blurred right across.' View quote
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There's a domino effect with certain things you say. View quote
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I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them. View quote
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Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine. View quote
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I've spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It's just not my home. View quote
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My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with. View quote
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Some comics are in it for what they can get out of it. Others are in it for a love of comedy. I think those that are in it for a genuine love of comedy find each other within the circuit and become friends. View quote
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For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason. View quote
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My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in. (Johnny Vegas)
You don't want to be flattered and become big-headed by getting awards. But, well, I am. View quote
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Class still matters in Britain today. View quote
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I've always been looking for other people's approval. View quote
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I sang 'American Pie' a lot in my stage set. It had a knack of uniting an audience in a sing-along. It's a clever song about American history but wrapped in a fantastic tune. View quote
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I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs. View quote
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I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again. View quote
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There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out. View quote
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I came from a very loving home, had a happy life with no great aspirations, but going to the seminary changed me. There was a chunk of my childhood missing. Once I'd realised it wasn't for me, I still felt a tremendous pressure to continue for fear of letting everybody down. View quote
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We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves. View quote
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I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up. (Johnny Vegas)
We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases. View quote
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They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day. View quote
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I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough. View quote
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Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out. View quote
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