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The last thing on my mind was to be an actor, but I had a crush on a cute girl in the drama department, so the best thing for me to do was audition, help out, do carpentry, whatever it took to get me on that project.
John Ratzenberger
I always played a soldier, sailor, or policemen.
John Ratzenberger
Before 1972, no actors got residuals. They just got paid. No residuals.
John Ratzenberger
You've got to write for your audience.
John Ratzenberger
There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would be funnier if there weren't these swear words.
John Ratzenberger
Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.
John Ratzenberger
You'll be tested every single day.
John Ratzenberger
A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.
John Ratzenberger
Hollywood has lost touch with their audience a long time ago.
John Ratzenberger
So many actors have sheer guts, will, and determination; they just need some preparation.
John Ratzenberger
On my visits back home, if they saw that I was getting a big head, they'd let me know right away.
John Ratzenberger
Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it.
John Ratzenberger
It appalls me that the people who decide what Americans will be watching on the tube have never been to the United States. Not the real United States.
John Ratzenberger
In L.A., though, people get off busses calling themselves actors, so many are really not professionals.
John Ratzenberger
After all, at end of the day, when you're breathing your last, it's not your producer, director, or cast mates by your bedside; it's your children. Keep that in mind.
John Ratzenberger
From what I can see, too many kids don't learn pride in their country anymore.
John Ratzenberger
