Jeph Jacques quotes

You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are. (Jeph Jacques)
That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room. View quote
Jeph Jacques
There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option. View quote
Jeph Jacques
A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long. View quote
Jeph Jacques
Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated. View quote
Jeph Jacques
If only corporal punishment cured low self-esteem. View quote
Jeph Jacques
The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage. View quote
Jeph Jacques
Your whole life people tell you to do what you love. But if you gotta do something else to pay the bills, you don't automatically have to be miserable. View quote
Jeph Jacques
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer. View quote
Jeph Jacques
You ought to expect better of people. It encourages you to be a better person yourself. View quote
Jeph Jacques
'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned. (Jeph Jacques)
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people? View quote
Jeph Jacques