Jenny Eclair quotes - page 2

I don't think I'm successful. (Jenny Eclair)
I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation. View quote
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I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects. View quote
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I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards. View quote
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I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age. View quote
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There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo. View quote
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I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers. View quote
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I've never been prudish. View quote
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People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes don't have that worry. View quote
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As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny. View quote
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Well, I'm not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast. (Jenny Eclair)
If I do go to the beach there have to be certain rules: it can't be a pebbly beach, there has to be some shade and there has to be a beach bar. I don't want to go off the beaten track. View quote
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The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather's going to be dreadful and there will be nylon sheets. You'll then be pleasantly surprised. View quote
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I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite. View quote
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I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at. View quote
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