Jennifer Crusie quotes - page 2

I'm talkin' about you. Stop pretending you're normal. You're insane. Make that work for you. (Jennifer Crusie)
It was a lot easier when we could just brand'em," Ben said. "Then everybody'd know not to mess with our womenfolk. View quote
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It's a good thing he broke up with you because now you're free for when the right man finds you. Your prince is on his way." "Right. I'm sure he was on his way but a truck hit him. View quote
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It's not a problem. There are people out there with much worse problems than mine."-Cynthia "Doesn't make yours any more fun to bear."-Liza "No. But it does help with the self-pity."- Cynthia. View quote
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Any instructions?” Carpenter said. "Yeah,” Shane said. "Shoot anybody who looks at Agnes funny. And anybody else you don't like. I'm getting tired of this shi*.” "Somebody needs a hug,” Carpenter said. "Humor,” Shane said. "Har. View quote
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