Jeff Garlin quotes

There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh. (Jeff Garlin)
I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip. View quote
Jeff Garlin
Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings. View quote
Jeff Garlin
I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not. View quote
Jeff Garlin
I felt very comfortable about myself when I was much heavier. I feel much better about myself from being fit. View quote
Jeff Garlin
For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. View quote
Jeff Garlin
Parents have got to chill out. Let your kid eat dirt - they're gonna be fine! View quote
Jeff Garlin
I have gone to many theaters where it is so unpleasant with the commercials before the movie, the volume, and the disrespect of the filmgoers. So I understand people not wanting to go to the theater. View quote
Jeff Garlin
As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money. View quote
Jeff Garlin
When you see a bad romantic comedy, you see the script, the director, and the actors trying to create this warmth and this pathos and this feeling that you care about them. That cannot be manufactured - it's either there or it isn't. View quote
Jeff Garlin