Jason Bateman quotes

By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if you find a gay guy. (Jason Bateman)
I don't worry about people misinterpreting my kindness for weakness. View quote
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I really enjoy playing that everyman part because that part is us, the audience. And you need somebody inside a comedy to tether the absurdity to reality. View quote
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If I'm enjoying something, I'd like to be able to just have it all. Frankly, that's the way I'm approaching my career now. I'm a total workaholic. View quote
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Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it. View quote
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I think anybody who's doing work in their teen years on TV or in the movies, you're a teen idol by default. View quote
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I only wanted to get married once, so when I felt I was ready to handle it, I looked at my relationships and noticed that boyfriends get tired of girlfriends, and vice versa, but you never get tired of your friends. View quote
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A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it. View quote
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I remember my dad working with me on breaking down my script and writing out a back story for my character and all that stuff. View quote
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Marathons are good training goals. View quote
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I became an adult before I had a kid, which I highly recommend. I just like to throw her around. She's a really good snuggler, and she likes to give kisses and hugs. (Jason Bateman)
If people are going to complain about stereotyping, it's as likely to be Italian-Americans as gay people. View quote
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Will Arnett is one of the funniest guys I know. He has seen it all and done it all and come out the other end pretty savvy and pretty strong. View quote
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I was just a lot smarter about not getting caught. I mean, I never stuck anything in my arm, but I certainly enjoyed my youth. View quote
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I would rather do three or four small parts every year as opposed to some of the lower-hanging fruit that might get my name above the title. View quote
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Not many get a chance to hit the career re-set button. View quote
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I have to warn you: I bet horses like a girl. View quote
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I'm not a big, huge star, and so when people see me, it's usually to talk about something I've done, and that's a great conversation to have. That's what we're doing it for. View quote
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There are worse things than being constantly hired to do anything. View quote
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I think the Internet is a huge positive. View quote
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I don't really find a problem with technology or television or anything. I'm a product of it. I grew up watching TV, and I don't think I'm too dumb or too crazy. (Jason Bateman)
People have often asked if I'm gay because I don't go out of my way to spit and scratch and give people attitude. View quote
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I played a ton of team sports growing up, and team wins are just incredibly gratifying. View quote
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Acting is just playing the violin in an orchestra. Directing is being the conductor. View quote
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I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. I don't need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I do love a massage. View quote
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