J. B. Smoove quotes - page 3

Police blog or entertainment news, it's just good to see your name in print. (J. B. Smoove)
I have to satisfy my audience. View quote
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Some of the best dramatic actors have started in comedy. View quote
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If your boss asks you why you're comin' in late, you say it's 'cause you stayed late. View quote
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My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just being honest. View quote
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I'm sure back in the Greek days or the Roman Empire days, when guys fought in arenas and were fighting lions, people were talking smack. Every era in history has someone talking smack. No way you can have talent and not proclaim your victory. View quote
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You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist? View quote
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People love things about Hollywood. People love to see the inside of what's going on. View quote
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It's not even race; it's a certain type of person that gets 'Pootie Tang. View quote
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If a director brings a guy to their movie who does improv, they've got to let him do what he does - otherwise it's like bringing Michael Jordan to your basketball team and telling him to just pass the ball and don't shoot. View quote
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I tell people all the time, as I was going through my process of being a comedian or being an actor and a writer at SNL, I tell people that everything you do is all a piece of your puzzle to determine where you're going to end up at. (J. B. Smoove)
I think what I do in my acting world and what I do in my standup world is bring up a brand that I want to bring across. Once you figure out your brand and what you do, it's kind of easy at that. You end up getting your audience. View quote
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I would only take a role that I know I'm comfortable in and I can do. I've turned down plenty of things because I'd feel it's not me, and I wouldn't want to come on someone's project and flip that. View quote
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I'm afraid one thing - I don't like heights. Heights bug me out. I'm not cool with heights. I refuse to do a comedy show 12 stories up. I'm fearless about everything else. View quote
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Mel Gibson is losing it. I don't know how people still supporting this dude's movies like it's all good. That dude is nuts. All you gotta do is shut him down and don't support any of his movies. View quote
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