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Curran and I mixed about as well as glycerin and nitric acid: put us together, shake a bit, and hit the deck as we exploded. (Ilona Andrews)
Maybe if I prayed to Miss Marple, she'd hook me up with a clue. View quote
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Did the Order return your sense of humor as part of the severance package? View quote
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It could be worse," he said finally. "Efrenia married an arsonist. Jake's wife is a kleptomaniac. I suppose, a psychopathic spree killer isn't that odd of a choice, considering. View quote
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Kate had never met a person she didn't want to protect, preferably by hacking at the hostile parties with her sword. View quote
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Yep.” Eloquence 'R' Us. When in trouble, keep it monosyllabic-safer that way. View quote
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The door swung open and Kate walked in. Her jeans and T-shirt were splattered with blood and she was carrying a severed vampire head. The T-shirt has a smiley face on it. View quote
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Everyone had a weakness. It was the law of nature that for each being there was a predator, or a disease, or a vulnerability built into their very core. View quote
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Some women waited for a night in shining armor. She, apparently, had ended up with a knight in black jeans and leather, who wanted to chase her down and have his evil way with her. View quote
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Juke glanced into her cup before tipping it down to her mouth. "Screw you!" "Now come on, sugar, you know I don't swing that way." "Whatever! View quote
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Some people had attack dogs. Ghastek had attack lawyers. (Ilona Andrews)
You sure you don't want to kiss me good-bye, baby? View quote
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Settle down, Princess. It's not my first time. View quote
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There are only two things that can screw this up for us: you and me." "Then we're doomed for sure. View quote
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Living in your dreams meant bitter disappointment when you woke up. View quote
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No matter what happens, you will always be Pack. Because you have that loyalty and restraint. Not human, not whatever, but Kate. Unique and different, but not separate. View quote
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He stepped forward, took a deep breath, and doubled over in a sneezing fit. My werewolf was allergic to tortoises. Why me? View quote
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Seducing him in the tub smelling of vinegar was out of the question. There had to be some boundaries. View quote
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He said, 'Yeah, but will I get chicks? In truckloads? View quote
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The Dude just pounded his way in a straight line, convinced that the lion was a figment of his imagination and that the vampire ahead of him was just Grendel's deformed mutant brother. View quote
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People can snap. People have a limit. And some people are just plain nuts. (Ilona Andrews)
Technically, the dance worked best when done naked, but I didn't feel like prancing in the nude into Morrigan Hound's arms. I'm sure he'd be thrilled to see me. View quote
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Yep, Atlanta was burning. Again. View quote
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Let's talk.” I pinned Red to his chair with my stare. I did deranged quite well, when the occasion required. View quote
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Why could nothing with Kate be simple? Why couldn't Jim ever just come by to tell me that he had bowled a perfect game or benched a personal best. Maybe finally asked that weird tiger girl out. View quote
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