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He said "woman” in the same way I'd say "Mmmmm, yummy chocolate” after waking up from hunger pains and finding a Hershey bar in an empty refrigerator. (Ilona Andrews)
I did deranged quite well, when the occasion called for it. View quote
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When you walk a dog on a short leash, she's close enough to bite you. View quote
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Now Julie could stay here, in the Keep full of homicidal maniacs who grew teeth the size of switchblades and erupted into a violent frenzy when threatened. View quote
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Go to the Black Sea, meet new people, see beautiful places, get killed by a mutant carnivorous kangaroo goat. One item off my bucket list. View quote
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On a scale from one to ten, the Pack was eleven and everything else a one. View quote
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If I lose control, you'll be the first to know." "I'm quite perturbed by the idea. View quote
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I raged across the field, killing all before me. They ran when they saw me coming, and I chased them down, and killed them before they could take someone else's friend away from them. View quote
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Rene looked at Grendel. "What in the world is that?” "That's our mutant attack poodle,” I told her. "Is he chewing on a gun? View quote
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How are you?" "Perfectly fine," he said. "Are your ribs broken?" "Probably not. Cracked at most. We fought very carefully." "Did this settle anything?" "It made me feel better," he said, sitting up. "Did you see me kick him in the kidneys?" "I saw. View quote
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My ego doesn't need soothing. I don't want him soothing anything of mine, including you. (Ilona Andrews)
Magic could not be measured and explained in scientific terms, for magic grew through destroying the very natural principles that made science as people knew it impossible. View quote
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Nice plan. Take the gullible outsiders, walk them around for a bit, then feed them to the giant tortoise. View quote
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Curran grinned and my heart made a little jump. I didn't expect that. "That's it? That's your witty comeback?” "Yep.” Eloquence 'R' Us. When in trouble, keep it monosyllabic-safer that way. View quote
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You're problem is, you underestimate me because I'm a woman. View quote
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A ghastly attempt at a smile, sure to send any normal person to a therapist. View quote
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Vampires smiled for many reasons, but when a vampire male smiled at you from this distance with that kind of look in his eyes it was done for one purpose only: to impress. Look at my big teeth. I'm an apex predator. My genetic material is awesome. View quote
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I'm going to kick you in the head when I get home. Repeatedly. View quote
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Morfran thrust his axe straight up. He pretty much seemed to have one sign for everything: poke a hole in the sky. View quote
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I'm sorry about the dinner." "Best date ever. Well, until people died and vampires showed up. But before that it was awesome. View quote
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In death, they all looked the same. This morning they spoke, they breathed, they kissed their loved ones good-bye. And now they lay dead. Gone forever. (Ilona Andrews)
If my luck held, it wouldn't be a handsome Greek demigod looking for the love of his life or at least his love of a couple of hours. View quote
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He kissed me, and I pulled my personal psycho into bed with me. View quote
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If a man takes you to a restaurant of his choosing, don't compliment him. Rave about the quality of the food and he'll be thrilled, because he took you there. View quote
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The Order of Merciful Aid provided merciful aid, usually on the edge of a blade or the burn of a bullet. View quote
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