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I've read your summary." "And?" "It's not incompetent." Be still, my heart, so I don't faint from such faint phrase. "Did you expect it to be written in crayon? (Ilona Andrews)
I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded. View quote
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I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy. View quote
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I chuckled to myself and kept walking. The Universe had proven Curran wrong: a person who aggravated him more than me did, in fact, exist. View quote
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You're not going to die?" "Not right this minute." And of course, saying something like that usually resulted in immediate dying. I braced myself for a stray meteorite falling through the roof to crush my skull. View quote
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Please, Kate. Suspend your dislike of me for a few moments and listen to what I have to say. It makes sense." "I don't dislike you. It's an oversimplification. View quote
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I tried to picture a female version of Jim and got Jim in a dress instead. The image was disturbing. View quote
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Outside the windows the day was bright: golden sunshine, blue sky, pleasant wind... I wanted to punch the happy day in the face, grab it by the hair, and beat it until it told me what the hell it was so happy about. View quote
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Give me an opportunity to fail," Saiman said. "I promise my corpse won't interrupt your 'I told you so' speech. View quote
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Congratulations, love. You traded up. Does he treat you well?' 'He's a teddy bear,' I said. Teddy bear looked like he was suffering from murder withdrawal. (Rene and Kate on Jim!) View quote
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Give me a few minutes.” "You have time.” He sat in the grass. "Are you just going to sit there and watch me?” "Yes. Watching pretty peasant girls is what we poor little rich boys do best.” "Peasant?” He shrugged. "You started the name calling. (Ilona Andrews)
Everybody has something, that one thing they must do to feel happy. I think this is yours, and I want you to be happy. You don't have to do it, but it's here if you choose to come back to it. View quote
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He groaned and I saw his face. "Curran!" I would've preferred a homicidal lunatic. Oh, wait... View quote
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It's awful to be rich and mind-boggingly handsome and have women fawn over you. My heart bleeds for you. Poor dear, how do you manage? View quote
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Do you have spies in Clan Heavy?” "I have spies everywhere.” I looked at Andrea, who was hoarding bacon on her plate. "She had tea with Mahon's wife.” Andrea said. Aunt B looked at her. "You and I need to work on your air of mystery. View quote
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I've never seen such a collection of idiots in my whole life.' Doolittle shook his head. 'If you participate in this lunacy, y'all will get yourselves killed. Then don't come crying to me.' Now that would be a neat trick. View quote
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Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it! View quote
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I turned and bumped my head against his chest a few times. It was the nearest hard surface. View quote
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What do you mean fainted? Took a dive, kissed the pavement. Swooned like a southern belle after her first kiss. Had a dreadful case of the vapors. View quote
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I had the metabolism of a hummingbird on crack. View quote
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If he full-out flexed, I would probably faint, or jump off the building. (Ilona Andrews)
Curran struck at my wrist. His fingers were cat-quick, but I had spent my life honing my reflexes, and he missed. "Well, look at that.” I studied my free wrist. "Denied. Good-bye. View quote
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Keeping you safe keeps me in shape. View quote
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Ready to put your claws where your mouth is, or are you going to cringe behind the big boys and yip all day?" His eyes flared yellow "Is that a challenge?" "Yes it is. View quote
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Kate Daniels, deadly swordmaster. Fear my twitching pinkie. View quote
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