Ilona Andrews quotes - page 2

What kind of a woman greets the Beast Lord with 'here, kitty, kitty'? (Ilona Andrews)
I'm secure enough in myself to wear panties with bows on them. Besides, they are comfy and soft." "I bet." He almost purred. I gulped. View quote
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Every time I think you've reached the limits of arrogance, you show me new heights. Truly, your egotism is like the Universe-ever expanding. View quote
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Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?" "You tell me." Ha! Walked right into that one, yes, he did. View quote
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I don't want it to be attributed to a loss of control on my part. When I throw you out of the window, I want there to be no doubt the act was deliberate. View quote
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I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire. View quote
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It's a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really. View quote
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Andrea raised her hand. "This is the hand that slapped Aunt B.” "Maybe you should have it gold-plated.” "Here, you can touch it, since you're my best friend. View quote
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I gave him a smile. I was aiming for sweet, but he turned a shade paler and scooted a bit farther from me. Note to self: work more on sweet and less on psycho-killer. View quote
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If you come, you better come in force because I will kill every single one of you. My hand won't shake, my aim won't falter. My face will be the last thing you'll see before you die." I jammed my knife into the table and walked out. View quote
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... you expect me to fall on my back with my legs spread." "Not necessarily.... You can fall on your hands and knees if you prefer. Or against the wall. Or on the kitchen counter. I suppose I might let you be on top, if you make it worth my while. (Ilona Andrews)
You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron. View quote
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Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place. View quote
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He lunged for the maps. I grabbed the chair and hit him with it. He went down. I hit him again to make sure he stayed that way, stepped over him, and picked up the maps. "I win. View quote
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You should name him Fezzik." "Inconceivable. View quote
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You know what I like about you? You have no sense. You sit here in my house, you can barely hold a spoon, and you're telling me 'no'. You'd pull on Death's whiskers if you could reach them. View quote
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Shapeshifter parenting motto-if your kid slits somebody's throat, always have a backup plan to make the body disappear. View quote
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Just reflecting on the fact that when the Universe punches you in the teeth, it never just lets you fall down. It kicks you in the ribs a couple of times and dumps mud on your head. View quote
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When I'm with him, I can feel myself getting better. It's like he's picking up broken pieces of me and putting me back together, and I don't even know he's doing it. We never talk about it. We don't go to therapy. He just loves me and that's enough. View quote
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You sure you don't want me to stay? I'll make you coffee and ask you about your day. View quote
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You snore worse. At least I don't turn into a lion in my sleep." "I only did it once." "Once was weird enough, thank you. (Ilona Andrews)
We were screwed and he didn't even kiss us first. View quote
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Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy. View quote
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I'm welding the bimbo room shut. View quote
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I'll call you," he repeated. "If you call me, I won't pick up the phone." "You will wait by the phone for my call, and when it rings, you will pick it up and you will speak to me in a civil manner. If you don't know how, ask someone. View quote
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