Gary Owen quotes

Even if its a white crowd, I tell my jokes for the four black people in the room, not the 100 whites. (Gary Owen)
I just want a big HBO special or a network or somebody willing to get behind my work and promote it. The most frustrating thing for me is to have this successful act that resonates across the country, and the network guys just don't get it. Everyone sees it except them. I want to leave a mark. View quote
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I always wonder if my kids will say they're mixed or black. View quote
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There's still people who think me being married to a sista is an act. What, you think I'd make that up for a persona? View quote
Gary Owen
Everything I do, I go to black people. If I have a problem at the airport, I'll go to the black ticket agent. I hope they notice me because I'll get better service. If I'm at a restaurant, I look for the black waiter. Rent-a-Car, give you the upgrade. View quote
Gary Owen

Gary Owen

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Photo: Brad Williams, GFDL
Occupation: American Comedian
Born: July 26, 1974
Quotes count: 5