Greg Behrendt quotes - page 2

I believe in love the verb, not the noun. (Greg Behrendt)
I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships. View quote
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We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don't mean. We make promises we don't keep. View quote
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Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again. View quote
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Remember always what you set out to get, and please don't settle for less. View quote
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The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself. View quote
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You already have one asshole, you don't need another one. View quote
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An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship. View quote
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People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love. View quote
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big plans require big action. View quote
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Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself. (Greg Behrendt)
If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs. View quote
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I get giddy with the idea of stringing words together that make people laugh. View quote
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The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric. View quote
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Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.) View quote
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Life's biggest rewards come from the biggest challenges. View quote
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Always be classy. Never be crazy. View quote
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...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person. View quote
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I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it. View quote
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You are not easily forgotten. View quote
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I think probably - I think, you know, when you're first dating somebody, if they're just not that physical with you, if they don't want to make concrete plans with you, you know, if they're sort of ambiguous about where everything is going, I think that's a pretty good sign that they're not into you. (Greg Behrendt)
I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of pants can make you feel is better than any therapist, because when you look in the mirror, you see a different person - you are a different person. It's superficial change that can lead to real change. View quote
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But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation. View quote
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A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you. View quote
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He doesn't need to be reminded you're great. View quote
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