Graham Kennedy quotes

When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes. (Graham Kennedy)
I emphasise the following: don't, whatever happens, be anyone but yourself. Don't act anyone else-that would be fatal. View quote
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I'd rather you didn't talk, but it's up to you. View quote
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I terminated the interview when I didn't know what he was talking about and went upstairs to lunch. View quote
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You know this old style of American family series? Well, I sit there and cry. View quote
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I never, absolutely never, keep people waiting. View quote
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Don't get too close, it hurts. View quote
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You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it? View quote
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Many people think I'm a television personality. I never have been! Just someone who acts it. View quote
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