George S. Kaufman quotes

Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch. (George S. Kaufman)
When I was born I owed twelve dollars. View quote
George S. Kaufman
Satire is what closes on Saturday night. View quote
George S. Kaufman
At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one. View quote
George S. Kaufman
I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra. View quote
George S. Kaufman
When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay. View quote
George S. Kaufman
The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine. View quote
George S. Kaufman