Fuzzy Zoeller quotes

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it. (Fuzzy Zoeller)
I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there. View quote
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The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has. View quote
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Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff. View quote
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Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow. View quote
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The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour. View quote
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If the pressure is getting to you, whistle. In a barely audible way. It's the best way I know of to let go of tension. Music gets your mind off the situation, and the act of whistling melts the tension out of your body. View quote
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A million thoughts went through my mind. What little mind I have. View quote
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Every shot makes someone happy. View quote
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When things are going good they just keep going good. View quote
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When I hosted the dinner I served fast food hamburgers. It had nothing to do with black, white, purple, yellow, green race. it had nothing to do with Tiger or his family or his golf game. (Fuzzy Zoeller)
I think I can be competitive. Heck, anybody who can walk to the first tee here has a chance. View quote
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At the British Open, I had my opportunities, but the ball just didn't want to go in the hole on the back nine. View quote
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There's a lot of great people out here, I just appreciate it and hope everybody has had fun because I've enjoyed my ride. View quote
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I hope everybody's had fun, because I've enjoyed my ride. I can tell you that. Now it's time to step aside and let some other young kid come in and win. Hopefully, they will, too. View quote
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I wasn't sure I'd ever win again. Every time I got close, somebody seemed to play a little better. View quote
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I might not come home with hardware, but I'm winning. View quote
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It's fun when the ball is going in the hole and things are going right, but it's a miserable game when things aren't going well. View quote
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I hate golf to be tricked up. To me it's a fun game. View quote
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Golf isn't first on my list anymore. There are a lot of things ahead of golf and I have to go ahead and do those things so I can play golf. I'm tired of hurting. Tired of fighting pain. View quote
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They talk about Amen Corner but there's so much more to it than what meets the eye on this golf course. (Fuzzy Zoeller)
I've been on the tour for 23 years and anybody who knows me knows that I am a jokester. View quote
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If I hadn't become a golfer, I doubt I'd be wealthy, because I don't have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor. View quote
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I'm not a great player, but I'm a damn good one. View quote
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I realize I'm not a machine. I'm going to make mistakes. View quote
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