Ellie Kemper quotes

I guess it's easier to think badly and then be pleasantly surprised. (Ellie Kemper)
Los Angeles survives on that which is unpredictable. The unexpected courses through its very veins. View quote
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I can't do impressions. View quote
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My painting teacher in high school used to say, 'I can't paint like I want to, but through practice I'll get better.' But I don't think that's true. I think sometimes you just can't paint. View quote
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If you're going to plan a wedding, then a certain amount of suffering is not a choice. View quote
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Most New Yorkers want to look amazing, and they want you to understand that they look amazing, but they also want you to stop staring at them. View quote
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New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably more similar to most of America. View quote
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I've never had prejudice against me because of being a woman in comedy, I've never felt any sort of unfairness because of that - but I do think it is naive to think that it doesn't exist. View quote
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In Los Angeles, people dress with the deep and earnest hope that people will do nothing but stare at them. View quote
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I loved 'Freaks and Geeks.' I don't know a better show. View quote
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I want to be a morning-talk-show host. I love Kelly Ripa's job. She gets to live in New York and has this amazing job hosting a talk show. (Ellie Kemper)
Growing up, I had one very specific idea of what a wedding should be, and that was the wedding of Fraulein Maria and Captain von Trapp in 'The Sound of Music.' View quote
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One nice thing that I have discovered about Los Angeles is the enthusiasm with which people dress. View quote
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I wrote comedy sketches in college. View quote
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I need to make sure that when I'm running out to the drugstore I'm not wearing a Biore strip or something. Not that I expect anyone to recognize me, but on the off chance they do, I just don't want to embarrass myself. View quote
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Improv is mostly what I've studied. View quote
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I think I get certain pleasure from writing what I'm performing. View quote
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