Dana Carvey quotes

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level. (Dana Carvey)
I have no regrets. I wanted to raise the kids and be a present father. When I developed a movie, I was gone for a year. That didn't really work for me. That isn't fair to make these life-forms and then disappear.
Dana Carvey
I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a lot of friends on the cross country team that had great senses of humor.
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I know it's a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we're all out of our minds. They're the funniest, most eccentric bizarre people I've ever met, my siblings.
Dana Carvey
I had auditioned for 'Saturday Night Live' two or three times before and never really saw myself there. I looked up to Belushi and Bill Murray and Aykroyd and I never saw myself as in their world.
Dana Carvey
It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don't know why, but there's just something about Al Gore that makes me laugh.
Dana Carvey
I always tend to think of all of my shows as possibly my last show. I'm like a junior Springsteen, without the underbite.
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I enjoy pushing my characters to the limit. No matter how far out there I go, I look for things that make the characters human.
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I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo rehearsing 'Saturday Night Live' and could only wonder if I would ever have the chance to be funny. It took me five years to go up the two stories, but it is such a sense of fulfillment to be able to show what I can do on national television.
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When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other.
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While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself. (Dana Carvey)
I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids.
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I never read the tabloids.
Dana Carvey
After years of begging, I got my parents to get me a little Craig tape recorder, a reel to reel. Then I started recording voices, or recording Jonathan Winters off television and stuff like that.
Dana Carvey
I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State.
Dana Carvey
If you just kind of live a regular life and make good 'Hollywood' money, you have a certain freedom.
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We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you'd have some college professor analyzing It's a Wonderful Life or Citizen Kane, and now it is pretty funny - the idea of commentary for a silly kid's movie, you know?
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Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stayed almost seven years.
Dana Carvey
Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn't the star.
Dana Carvey
I don't find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuff.
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I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to navigate the world fairly easily because I'm always in character. (Dana Carvey)
I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle.
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That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50.
Dana Carvey
The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things that can be your Achilles heel. But if you don't need money and you don't need fame, then you're free.
Dana Carvey
I did a lot of ridiculous television. Between 1980 and '85 I had no confidence, so I did everything I was told to do.
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