Don Rickles quotes - page 3

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket. (Don Rickles)
I was a mother's boy. View quote
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I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me, I have a beginning, middle and ending. But every night the show changes and I relate to an audience and I relate to the young people. View quote
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You've got to be able to sell yourself. View quote
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I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies. View quote
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It's tough having the last name 'Rickles.' Luckily, my kids handled it great. View quote
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You know what's funny to me? Attitude. View quote
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You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it. View quote
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Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few guys I know who's really famous. One minute he's talking to the president on his cell phone, and then the next minute he's saying to me, 'Do you think we ought to give the waiter another dollar?' View quote
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In the 45 years I've worked in casinos, I dreamed of being honored by an organization like the American Gaming Association, especially since I don't even have a hunting license. View quote
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I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is. (Don Rickles)
If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny. View quote
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Among my friends, I'm not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God. View quote
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Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper. View quote
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