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Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played with a lot of professionals. (Carrot Top)
My manager has a car payment, so I work every night. View quote
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Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that suck? View quote
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I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default "getaway" city. View quote
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I do go through a mini depression because one minute there are people yelling and screaming for me on stage and the next I'm at home and it's dead quiet. So it takes a while to come down. View quote
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When I was younger I always thought, 'If I were ever a comedian I'd make it like a rock concert.' I wanted to generate that type of enthusiasm and excitement. View quote
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I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard. View quote
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In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you're done with a scene, you're left asking, 'Was that funny?' View quote
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Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.' View quote
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I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow. View quote
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I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can't even watch their sign?' (Carrot Top)
Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good. View quote
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I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, but I'd like to go on 'The Tonight Show' and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it. View quote
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Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful. View quote
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I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.' View quote
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I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy. View quote
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I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me. View quote
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I think it's important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have friends who have done the same act, word for word for word, for 20 years. I have a problem with that. I think the audience should see something new in each show. View quote
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I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking. View quote
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Some people don't realize that I've had a career pre-commercials. View quote
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I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community. (Carrot Top)
People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.' View quote
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