Colin Quinn quotes - page 2

The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests. (Colin Quinn)
Everybody's funny in different ways. View quote
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I'm not a big method actor. I'm much more superficial. View quote
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My name has zero value. View quote
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People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper. View quote
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I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you couldn't be a comedian. View quote
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Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a 12-year-old masquerading as an adult. View quote
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For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor. View quote
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Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it. View quote
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You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. View quote
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The thing that drives me crazy is when comics say 'I have low self-esteem.' No you don't. You're standing on stage asking people to pay. You don't play an instrument. You want people to pay to hear what's in your mind. You don't have low self-esteem. You might have other problems. (Colin Quinn)
Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles. View quote
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I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian. View quote
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I think everyone should own six guns, even though I don't own any. View quote
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Stand-up is live, so I'm used to being live for most of my career. It's interesting. View quote
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With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs. View quote
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A weird sort of awareness set in, like, 'Wow. My standup isn't just separate from everything else I do anymore.' With Twitter and Face book, everything is universal that everything everybody says gets seen. View quote
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