Clarence Budington Kelland quotes

I get up in the morning, torture a typewriter until it screams, then stop. (Clarence Budington Kelland)
The duty of a toastmaster is to be so dull that the succeeding speakers will appear brilliant by contrast. View quote
Clarence Budington Kelland
My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. View quote
Clarence Budington Kelland