Caitlin Moran quotes

One of the great things about being a writer/journalist is that my boss loves me to go out and do features on being someone else. I did a feature on Kate Middleton, where I went to an incredible fancy state home in the countryside, put on a wedding dress and posed for engagement pictures with a fake Prince William. (Caitlin Moran)
I am not good at small talk. I will hide in a cupboard to avoid chitty-chat. View quote
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My core belief is that if you're complaining about something for more than three minutes, two minutes ago you should have done something about it. View quote
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I like a little bit of revolution. I think it's a very good hobby for a young woman. Better than squash. View quote
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I've generally got low levels of embarrassment. View quote
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If you're not a confident person, pretend to be one. View quote
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I know people go on about Twitter, but it is amazing. It's whatever you want it to be, and all the women got in there before the boys. View quote
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Flyaway, problem hair is the enemy of feminism, and was probably invented by the Man to crush Susan Sontag. View quote
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I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings. View quote
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The kind of classic pose of a female model is to look kind of sexy and a bit annoyed. View quote
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I loved Riot Grrl. Not only was it a punk rock revolution, but it meant you could get dressed for a night out for less than two pounds! (Caitlin Moran)
I hate that tabloid idea of anybody who is famous having to forfeit their privacy. View quote
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A majority of women's magazines feature women who do amazing things, but then the article focuses on how she ruined it with her shoes. View quote
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In the end I want to spend my 60s writing bonkbusters like Jilly Cooper. View quote
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If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat. View quote
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If you read all your history books, there are no women in them. View quote
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The first thing to improve society is not banning abortion, but making sure that everyone who had a child is in the best position to be able to rear it. View quote
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Benedict Cumberbatch is very beautiful. View quote
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Feminism, as it stands, well... stands. It has ground to a halt. View quote
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I am pathetically law-abiding. View quote
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I can't think of anything I hate more than a former punk - they are the most self-righteous people in the world. (Caitlin Moran)
I do not... look very feminine. Diana, Princess of Wales is feminine... I am... femi-none. View quote
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I just want Tina Fey to be my best friend. And Lena Dunham. And Oprah, too. View quote
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I wrote my first book at eight, all of four pages. At 10, I did a 40-page story. At 12, I wrote two stage plays. View quote
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When my children say, 'In the future, Mummy, will things get better or worse for humanity?' I say: 'Who knows, since Amy Winehouse died. It's all in the air now. Eat your broccoli.' View quote
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