Al Capp quotes

Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. (Al Capp)
Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most. View quote
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Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work. View quote
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Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband. View quote
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Young people should be helped, sheltered, ignored, and clubbed if necessary. View quote
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Today's younger generation is no worse than my own. We were just as ignorant and repulsive as they are, but nobody listened to us. View quote
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Any place that anyone can learn something useful from someone with experience is an educational institution. View quote
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The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else. was to be indifferent to that difference. View quote
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The public is like a piano. You just have to know what keys to poke. View quote
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My work is being destroyed almost as soon as it is printed. One day it is being read; the next day someone's wrapping fish in it. View quote
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There are certain books in the world which every searcher for truth must know: the Bible, the Critique of Pure Reason, the Origin of Species, and Karl Marx's Capital. (Al Capp)