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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing. (Adam Carolla)
When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself. View quote
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People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful. View quote
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing. View quote
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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time. View quote
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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place. View quote
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I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy. View quote
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life. View quote
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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes. View quote
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I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is. View quote
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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars. (Adam Carolla)
You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it. View quote
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The very definition of 'beauty' is outside. View quote
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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff. View quote
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When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds. View quote
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I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. View quote
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I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you're trying to make. View quote
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It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything. View quote
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women. View quote
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings. View quote
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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way. (Adam Carolla)
I'm a comedian, not a politician. View quote
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