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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way. (Adam Carolla)
I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist. View quote
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I get depressed at airports. View quote
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story. View quote
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much. View quote
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary. View quote
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I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick. View quote
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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader. View quote
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that. View quote
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn't imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I'm gone for six days it feels like too much. View quote
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I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts. (Adam Carolla)
I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other. View quote
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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age. View quote
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future. View quote
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I am not a good cue card reader. View quote
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn't very good at it. View quote
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I don't know anything about computers. View quote
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I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs. View quote
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I'd never hurt another person. View quote
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing. View quote
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was? (Adam Carolla)
If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it. View quote
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around. View quote
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality. View quote
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it. View quote
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