Andy Dick quotes

People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me. (Andy Dick)
Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual! View quote
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I was a bad boy as a child. View quote
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I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma. View quote
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I have a very dark sense of humor. View quote
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I had no blood relatives till I made some. View quote
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I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann. View quote
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I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry. View quote
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When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids. View quote
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I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am. View quote
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Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic. (Andy Dick)
I grew up Presbyterian, just a basic Protestant upbringing. There were years in my life when I would go to church every Sunday and to Sunday school. Then I just phased out of it. View quote
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I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently. View quote
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There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed. View quote
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You cannot be this successful without having God on your side. View quote
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I believed in God my whole life. View quote
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I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism. View quote
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I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God. View quote
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The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else. View quote
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Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it. View quote
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My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything. (Andy Dick)
I really have to edit myself - I need someone with a censor button around me all the time. I'm just a little unaware of what's deemed appropriate. View quote
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I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped. View quote
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I know it's corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through. View quote
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