Alvah Bessie quotes

When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches. (Alvah Bessie)
That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right. View quote
Alvah Bessie
Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle. View quote
Alvah Bessie
So, my sweetheart back home writes to me and wants to know what this gal in Bombay's got that she hasn't got. So I just write back to her and says, Nothin', honey. Only she's got it here. View quote
Alvah Bessie