Graham Chapman quotes - page 2

She turned me into a newt. ... But I got better... (Graham Chapman)
It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others. View quote
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We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified. View quote
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Death can really absorb a person. Lik most people, I would find it pleasant not to have to go, but you just accept that it's more or less inevitable. View quote
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Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people. View quote
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I hope I will have achieved something lasting. View quote
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Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean? View quote
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Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health... what have the Romans ever done for? Brought peace! View quote
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I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets. View quote
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John Howard Davies was not a very human person... if you made a mistake of any kind, any sort of pause in speech, he would treat you rather as if he was a schoolmaster. View quote
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