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Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.
Sid Waddell
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
Sid Waddell
You can get the dart player out of the pub, but you can't get the pub out of the dart player.
Sid Waddell
That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
Sid Waddell
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
Sid Waddell
Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.
Sid Waddell
The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!
Sid Waddell
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
Sid Waddell
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
Sid Waddell