Amy Sedaris quotes - page 3

I like crafts that are made out of necessity because they're a little naive - you made it because you needed it. (Amy Sedaris)
I'm very domestic; I love cleaning. I love cooking. I like waiting on people. I just like to make things. I don't break that down to be weakness, or the only things women can do, or putting me back 20 years.
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I am an aging Girl Scout.
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I like people who would rather something be discovered than shoved in your face.
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If I put my mind to something, it happens. I do know that's not necessarily psychic. But I always feel like there's something around me protecting me.
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My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and he's really good.
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I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out.
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I listen. I like to give advice. Mostly, I'll just try to listen to my friends, and they'll say the same thing over and over again.
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I love costumes. My dream growing up was always to have my own costume and prop shop.
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I like working with the public, I like working with food, and I like making cash.
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Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a little thing you think is cute 'cause you made it, just forget it. (Amy Sedaris)
I like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting.
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In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.
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If I'm creating something for myself, then I want to have fun.
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I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school.
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If I know I have to memorize lines, I'm really gonna try to memorize lines. It's hard for me sometimes, because somebody wrote these words and you're trying really hard to get them the way they said it.
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I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.
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A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly.
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I'm always more attracted to the unattractive.
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I'm not a good storyteller. I always think I'm going to get interrupted, or something's going to get edited. I think that comes from being in a large family, so you have to get your story in really quick or someone cuts you off.
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There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything. (Amy Sedaris)
Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy a new pair of shoes, and then I wear those shoes the next time I do your show.
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I always liked my teachers, and I was in a lot of after-school projects. I was a Girl Scout until my senior year, when I couldn't be a Girl Scout anymore. I was in clubs like Junior Achievement, and I ran track and field. My grades were good, but then toward 11th grade they were nothing. I always went to summer school.
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I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I'm gonna play a cop.
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When I'm by myself, I never play music. I have a lot of it, for a girl, but I don't listen to it a lot. I hate picking music out; I'm not good at it.
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