Amy Sedaris quotes - page 2

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me. (Amy Sedaris)
I'm not a first-place person. View quote
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My characters always like themselves. View quote
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My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him. View quote
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Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking. View quote
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My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice. View quote
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I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am. View quote
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We're all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people. View quote
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Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny pair of shoes in the hallway or lean small wooden crutches in what I refer to as 'the baby's room,' which is actually a tiny space where I make things. I continue to call it the baby's room because it confuses people and it's creepy. View quote
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I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life. View quote
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I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive. (Amy Sedaris)
It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high. View quote
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I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid. View quote
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I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing. View quote
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More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady. View quote
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I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd get your supplies, and then you'd use your imagination. View quote
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I wouldn't call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home; I just choose not to. But because I'm such a homebody, it's important to be surrounded by things I love. View quote
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My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market. View quote
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You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff. View quote
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Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it. View quote
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I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice, hollowed out paper-mache food from old plays - the new stuff just looks too good. (Amy Sedaris)
I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts. View quote
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I love theatrical props: a cup filled with solid fake tea, say, or a collection of fake food, including a rubber turkey, which, during the holidays, I wrap in tinfoil so it appears to have just come out of the oven. View quote
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I feel so free and open to ideas, and I get inspired by everything. View quote
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I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed. View quote
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