Amy Sedaris quotes

I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them. (Amy Sedaris)
You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.
Amy Sedaris
But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.
Amy Sedaris
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.
Amy Sedaris
Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.
Amy Sedaris
I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.
Amy Sedaris
Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.
Amy Sedaris
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.
Amy Sedaris
On the off chance that you have children, don't clean up at all. As children, my brother and sister and I loved waking up early and playing cocktail party with the leftover debris.
Amy Sedaris
I've named everything that I've ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes alive at night.
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I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I walk into the kitchen with my wand, and I come out with something on a platter and I say, 'See, magic happens.' Works every time. (Amy Sedaris)
I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.
Amy Sedaris
Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great.
Amy Sedaris
I swear I want to be a food model.
Amy Sedaris
They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but I kind of liked the way it was more of a cult thing and those that liked it, liked it, you know what I mean?
Amy Sedaris
I live in the moment.
Amy Sedaris
I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.
Amy Sedaris
I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that.
Amy Sedaris
My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye level - it's true! - and my phone, so I can reach it when I fall, it's right there.
Amy Sedaris
I have no desire to carry a movie.
Amy Sedaris
But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress. (Amy Sedaris)
I always find something to keep me busy.
Amy Sedaris
Books are challenging and inspirational to me.
Amy Sedaris
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.
Amy Sedaris
I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.
Amy Sedaris