Rolf Harris quotes

When I draw my caricature self-portrait, I always do a huge smile. (Rolf Harris)

If you turn a smiling face on the world, you've got a chance of finishing up a good-looking old person.

Rolf Harris

There's an old Australian stockman -- er, rock band, trying, dying. They get themselves up on their collective elbows, revert to their sixties instrumentation, and they try again.

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When I was presenting 'Animal Hospital,' the grey started to creep into my beard and moustache. I used my wife's mascara to darken it.

Rolf Harris

I was always different from all the other kids, and I was doing things that nobody else did or seemed to have any interest in.

Rolf Harris

Can you see what it is yet?

Rolf Harris

There's an old Australian stockman, lying, dying... and he gets himself up on one elbow, and he turns to his mates, who are gathered 'round him and he says...

Rolf Harris

I will never shave off my beard and moustache. I did once, for charity, but my wife said, 'Good grief, how awful, you look like an American car with all the chrome removed.'

Rolf Harris