Paul Reiser quotes - page 2

Not only do I sing to him, I sing entire conversations. You become Jerry Lewis. (Paul Reiser)
But I really felt that, something about the lights going down, and the sense of community. I saw this movie at one festival, and there were 1700 people. View quote
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We made this movie for $17, and nobody got anything. So it never dawned on me that we would get real people. View quote
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I always loved comedy, but I never knew it was something you could learn to do. I always thought that some people are born comedians ... just like some people are born dentists. View quote
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You know, the fact that every morning you get a script in your mailbox, that's going to stop. All these little pedestrian, mundane things. And the cash. View quote
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Once in a while you get a moment of clarity -- an inspiration -- and they don't come that frequently. View quote
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People often ask me, What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood In a word Moisture. Everything in my life is now more moist. Between your spittle, your diapers, your spit-up and drool, you got your baby food, your wipes, your formula, your leaky bottles, sweaty baby backs, and numerous other untraceable sources--all creating an ever-present moistness in my life, which heretofore was mainly dry. View quote
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I'm not smart enough to write about something that didn't actually happen to me, ... It's not a plan. But I couldn't write a space movie if you put a gun to my head. View quote
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Younger kids, they understand that things aren't so perfect with their father or with their mother. View quote
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People come up to us and ask how we knew so much about their own family, ... I'm talking about people from faraway places, too. I get people from Turkey and Chile coming up to me and saying I wrote about their family. View quote
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Over the years, there certainly have been plenty of ideas that I've had and given up on, but for this one, the only thing that was standing in its way was me doing it -- I just had to write it, ... And then if it didn't happen, it didn't happen. But I didn't want it to be for lack of effort on my part, so I had hunch that it would be a good story and that we would work well together. And it certainly worked out that way. (Paul Reiser)