Mike Myers quotes

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. (Mike Myers)
Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour. View quote
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Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded. View quote
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I still believe that at any time the no-talent police will come and arrest me. View quote
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Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny. View quote
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I would love to be a father. I had a great father who taught me how gratifying that is. I'm not going to deny myself that. I think I'd be good at it. Everybody wants that experience. I definitely do. View quote
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And I loved the whole idea behind the story, which is that you're beautiful, so don't let other people tell you that you're not just because you don't look like the people in magazines. Or because you're not that weird ideal body image that's out there right now. View quote
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I have very happy memories of fairy tales. My mother used to take me to the library in Toronto to check out the fairy tales. And she was an actress, so she used to act out for me the different characters in all these fairy tales. View quote
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I had a blast, but I still wonder sometimes why they saw me as the perfect guy for this strange character. View quote
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And I thought, when I have kids, that's the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I would want to take them to. But it was an amazing experience. And I think Shrek is a real classic, a fairy tale classic. View quote
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My Dad was from Liverpool, and he picked it up in the army. He'd often come out with this stuff. (Mike Myers)
Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive. View quote
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I had done Shrek as a Canadian and I'm very proud to be Canadian, but I knew I could give more to it. View quote
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My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly. View quote
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And I love Mel Brooks. My Dad loved his movies, too, they're awesome, the kind of thing that if you're in for ten minutes, you're in for two hours. View quote
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Europe to me is young people trying to appear middle-aged and middle-aged people trying to appear young. View quote
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I think when I have kids and grandchildren I will be very proud to have them watch this movie. View quote
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I loved the logistical reality of a guy who wants to take over the world, yet who has a family too. View quote
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Oh, you know, driving around, coming to a stop sign and an entire family, from 8 to 80, will be looking at me with that Dr. Evil look - pinkie on the mouth. View quote
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Europe is weird songs that would never make it in America. View quote
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Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish. (Mike Myers)
For me, everything definitely comes from music. View quote
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Dr. Evil got shortchanged in the first one. The family dynamic between Scott and Dr. Evil - the adventures of being an evil single parent - needed to be explored. View quote
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So they ended up turning this little twenty eight page book into the movie. And it's all about this stinky, smelly ogre who doesn't care what anybody thinks of him. View quote
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I do miss Saturday Night Live, that's for sure. There's nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt I'd only been away for a week. View quote
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