Giovannino Guareschi quotes

When you share your last crust of bread with a beggar, you mustn't behave as if you were throwing a bone to a dog. You must give humbly, and thank him for allowing you to have a part in his hunger. (Giovannino Guareschi)
It is right to hate sin, but not to hate the sinner.
Giovannino Guareschi
Lord, my hands were made for blessing, but not my feet!
Giovannino Guareschi
Those were the days when there was a great deal of argument about that piece of international machinery known as the ‘ Atlantic Pact', which may have owed its name to the fact that between words and deeds there lies the breadth of an ocean.
Giovannino Guareschi
But the young people of today are benighted creatures born with telephone numbers imprinted on their brains, and where passion is concerned they have about as much grace as a pig in a cornfield.
Giovannino Guareschi
Minutes and seconds are strictly city preoccupations. In the city people hurry, hurry so as not to waste a single minute, and fail to realize that they are throwing a lifetime away.
Giovannino Guareschi
I was born near the Po and it is the only respectable river in all Italy. To be respectable, a river must flow through a plain because water was created to stay horizontal and only when it is perfectly horizontal does it preserve its natural dignity. Niagara falls is an embarrassing phenomenon, like a man who walks on his hands.
Giovannino Guareschi
‘ Don Camillo, the system of teaching Christian charity by knocking people over the head is one that doesn' t appeal to me,' the Lord answered severely.
Giovannino Guareschi
The party delegate was one of those gloomy, tight-lipped persons who seem to have been made for wearing a red scarf round the neck and a tommy-gun slung from one shoulder.
Giovannino Guareschi
In the valley a bicycle is just as necessary as a pair of shoes, in fact more so. Because even if a man hasn' t any shoes he can still ride a bicycle, whereas if he hasn' t a bicycle he must surely travel on foot.
Giovannino Guareschi