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Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.
Jerry Stiller
Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field.
Jerry Stiller
Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.
Jerry Stiller
We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a lot of strength in hanging together.
Jerry Stiller
I loved the idea of touching base with an audience.
Jerry Stiller
The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent.
Jerry Stiller
I shave without using shaving cream.
Jerry Stiller
Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.
Jerry Stiller
Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of our heads.
Jerry Stiller
In the ancient days when gods played their own games, and had their own celebrations, tossing lightning bolts between mountaintops, hurling great boulders - Festivus came out of that.
Jerry Stiller
There's something pure about Festivus, something primal, raw in the hearts of humans.
Jerry Stiller
All I'm saying is, if you celebrate Festivus, you may live a little longer.
Jerry Stiller
For some people the revelation comes too late that life is best kept to the essentials. Some people are given their last rites and that person might say in their last breath, "I should have celebrated Festivus."
Jerry Stiller
My father and mother - I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.
Jerry Stiller
It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures.
Jerry Stiller
I ask myself why I do it. Maybe it's to prove I'm still around. It takes a lot out of my body. I'm not an NBA player anymore. At my age, very few people can handle it.
Jerry Stiller
I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.
Jerry Stiller
