Brad Garrett quotes

You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness. (Brad Garrett)
It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle. View quote
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I love strong women, not only in life but in craft. View quote
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I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt comfortable. View quote
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But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it's not funny. There's no conflict. View quote
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When I hit the six-foot mark at thirteen, I noticed the majority of the population was in denial with regard to my athletic potential. The townspeople refused to believe that I couldn't play ball. View quote
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I don't think we're politically correct when we're private. I don't know what politically correct means. I'm just watching this thing going down in Baltimore, all the officers charged in the Freddie Gray death and I just think it's wonderful and sad at the time because this has been happening since the beginning of time in America and if it wasn't for cell phones these cops would be getting off. View quote
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There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail. View quote
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I think I'm better wired for television. I love variety as far as a project. I'm easily bored and the schedule of a television show, it just keeps you going. View quote
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I think as any artist you always want to grow; you always want to get better. View quote
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I come from the world of improv; I love any show or any vehicle that gives me an opportunity to be in the moment. (Brad Garrett)
Actually, I have my own charity that I started that helps supplement families with terminal children. View quote
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It's fun to play people who are flawed. View quote
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Broadway was without doubt the hardest I ever worked in my life and the highest highs I've ever had as an actor. The unadulterated fear was on a level that was hard to explain. View quote
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The goons needed some comic relief, and I needed an audience. I had found my niche. View quote
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[M]iddle age is the window to your eventual end... View quote
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As stated earlier, I am a pessimistic optimist, or what I like to call a "pissed-omist." This is a person who has lived long enough to know not to expect much from most people or life in general, but still allows him- or herself the hope that somewhere under all the horseshit there may possibly be a pony. View quote
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I was such a large sperm, my mother went into labor during conception. View quote
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The harsh reality is that my sequestered twins are advancing in the opposite direction of my earhair. Mother Nature has me by the balls, literally. They have actually started a race with my ex-wife's tits. And she will prevail, because she will get hers "done" as I continue to disappear into the abyss of recycled toilet brine. In the end, gravity always wins, people. Remember: when you have a heart attack, you fall down, not up.Middle age is upon me, and I don't remember this shit being in the brochure. I have six different doctors on speed dial, and the font size on my smartphone is at ten with a maximum setting of twelve. That doesn't give me much wiggle room for the golden years. View quote
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I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian. View quote
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My whole life, I've been telling jokes. (Brad Garrett)
I think we love watching people that are flawed because we're all flawed. View quote
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I believe it's a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what it is. View quote
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I feel very, very grateful. I'm a lucky guy, you need a lot of luck, and then when the cameras roll, you have to have this group of writers, directors, and actors that just gel, and it seems to literally be happening more and more. View quote
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I'm the type of guy that feels pressure when I have to order dinner. I'm just that type of guy but that's my fuel. I work well with pressure. View quote
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