Richard Belzer quotes

Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back. (Richard Belzer)
I've known Chevy Chase for so long, I actually knew him when he was funny! View quote
Richard Belzer
If you tell a lie that's big enough, and you tell it often enough, people will believe you're telling the truth, even if what you're saying is total crap. View quote
Richard Belzer
Anybody who thinks there's not a vast right-wing conspiracy in this country must also think that Ken Starr should be our next ambassador to Luxembourg. View quote
Richard Belzer
The truth will set you free...unless you want to know the truth about who killed JFK. View quote
Richard Belzer
It's this patronizing thing that people have about if you're against the war everyone's lumped together. You know, the soldiers are not scholars, they're not war experts. View quote
Richard Belzer