Aziz Ansari quotes - page 2

If you look at our country's history, change doesn't come from presidents. Change comes from large groups of angry people. (Aziz Ansari)
See also Epic, Human Giant, Ice Age: Continental Drift, Parks and Recreation. View quote
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Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you're not supposed to be the coolest guy. View quote
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I was 18 when I started. I was hanging out with some friends and they asked if I had tried stand-up before. I hadn't, but I thought: 'What the hell?' So I went to an open mic night, and I liked it. View quote
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I have an amazing metabolism. I'm sure that'll be gone one day. But I like to exercise, too, so I don't think I'll ever get really fat. View quote
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Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true. View quote
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I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat. View quote
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One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack. View quote
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I'm so jealous of people who have crushes on people they go to school with or work with. That's such a blessing. You actually get to see them all the time and spend time with them. View quote
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I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat. When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. View quote
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